Sunday, December 6, 2015

What CST thinks about Browns-Bengals today

Cleveland Browns vs. Cincinnati Bengals
December 6, 2015

Bengals 43, Browns 13

The Browns defense is an abomination and if Mike Pettine isn't humiliated, he should be fired. That said, I doubt firing the coach is the solve for the problems that this franchise has. After Monday's finish (can't call it demoralizing as the team and fanbase was already rock bottom), this feels similar to the Cavs-Heat last night--a sure loss.

Bengals 30, Browns 7

Austin Davis or Johnny Manziel. Doesn't matter, this team continues to flounder. Change is needed, and it is coming.
Bengals 27, Browns 9

All things considered, it's not hyperbole to say the 2015 Browns have amassed not just one of the worst years in franchise history, but one of most wretched seasons of Cleveland professional sports overall since I started being a fan of these lovely teams in the mid-'80s. The only thing that comes close in recent memory is the post-LeBron Cavs squad that lost 26 in a row. Unfortunately, there's no LeBron  waiting in the wings to save our pathetic football franchise.
Bengals 30, Browns 10

I got nothing. This team sucks and there is no reason to think they will be good anytime soon.

Columbus Crew SC 2, Portland Timbers 1

This is the only football game I'm concerned about today. I'm also releasing it as an official four-dime lock. Goals by Kei 'Haaskivi' Kamara, Justin Meram and Cleveland's own Darlington Nagbe.

Season: 0-1 (-1 Dime)

Bengals 31, Browns 10

I don't have a real comment because DONALD TRUMP SAYS SO!

Bengals 38, Browns 17

When the most exciting news of the week is that your team has re-signed Terrelle Pryor, you know you're a Browns fan.