Sunday, December 8, 2019

What CST thinks about Browns-Bengals Week 14

Cincinnati Bengals at Cleveland Browns
December 8, 2019


Browns 20, Browns 13

Two flaming dumpsters meet in the middle of a dark alley.

Bengals 24, Browns 14


Browns misunderstand that it's the Cavs that have to lose to keep their top 10 draft pick.
Browns 27, Bengals 13

I'd call this a make-good game, but does it really matter at this point?

 
Browns 22, Bengals 3

Don't give up. Don't ever give up.


N/A

Bengals 21, Browns 17


Browns still alive for fourth place in the division, and that all starts today!





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Browns 50, Bengals -7

My most conservative prediction of the year.







N/A

Sunday, December 1, 2019

What CST thinks about Browns-Steelers Week 13

Cleveland Browns at Pittsburgh Steelers 
December 1, 2019


Browns 23, Steelers 16

Still nervous as hell that the Browns really Browns this up against a clearly inferior Pittsburgh team. But the Browns are injured, suspended, and "coach's decision'ed" to hell right now, but I think the talent gap still matters. Can they score over 21 points again? I'll repeat something from weeks ago--hopefully they don't go "00" or "10" this week, or I may break another TV.

Browns 17, Steelers 10.


Browns get through Pittsburgh. They get the win but leave bruised and battered at the hands of the Steelers.

Browns 19, Steelers 13

Browns win an ugly one. There has to be some time where this franchise exceeds expectations, so why not now?
 
Browns 24, Steelers 10

Duck hunting season has begun.


Stillers 23, Browns 18

This franchise, and our city, are known for shitting the bed. What better spot to pinch a loaf than in Pittspuke?

Browns 23, Steelers 17


I think I'm udefeated in Browns picks this year, and I'm gonna go with my heart instead of my head this time.

Browns 28, Steelers 23

Hopefully the Browns don't make another 3rd string QB look like Joe Montana.










Browns 24, Steelers 0

I'm scared because the Browns should be favored by a ton.









Browns 21, Steelers 7

Repeat of the first game, minus the stupidity at the end.

Thursday, November 14, 2019

What CST thinks about Browns-Steelers Week 11

Pittsburgh Steelers at Cleveland Browns
November 14, 2019


Steelers 23, Browns 16

I'm desperately hoping I'm wrong, but the ugly winning performance against the Bills did not get my season hopes up, nor my confidence in our coaching and play calling. It's nice to see Baker make some nice passes, and there are indeed signs of life, but this will be a tough one and the Browns are not showing they can break 20 points consistently. Hopefully they don't go "00" or "10" this week, or I may break another TV.

Steelers 21, Browns 17


Steelers' defense creates turnovers which gives them short fields all game long. Which, in turn, makes for a long cold night on the lakefront for the faithful in brown and orange.

Steelers 19, Browns 12

One win doesn't solve the fundamental issues plaguing this team, starting with the guy on the sideline who is still learning on the job.
 
Browns 31, Steelers 0

Statement game.


Browns 23, Steelers 22 (OT)

Left my bookie’s house paid
Picked up my younger daughter from the sixth grade
She pushed for Drake, I played the Killers
The Brownies beat the Pitttsburgh Stillers

Browns 24, Steelers 21


Browns pull out a close one and bring a little hope and warmth to freezing CST fans.

Steelers 34, Browns 24

Aw who knows.










Browns 69, Steelers 0

Nice.









Browns 13, Steelers 10

Browns win behind a huge game from Nick Chubb and Kareem Hunt.

Sunday, October 13, 2019

What CST thinks about Browns-Seahawks Week 6

Seattle Seahawks at Cleveland Browns
October 13, 2019



Browns 24, Seahawks 23

Who knows what Browns team is going to show up, but a better one needs to get here before the season is lost.

Seahawks 28, Browns 17


The mini-bye benefits the Seahawks as they expose holes in the Browns defense and offense. The honeymoon for Kitchens and company is officially over.

Browns 23, Seahawks 14

It gets late early in the NFL, and this Browns coaching staff needs to put a talented roster in the best position to win before this season slips away. Browns manage a course correction this week as the defense steps up and the offense goes back to the quick throws that succeeded in Baltimore. 
 
Browns 20, Seahawks 17

The Browns would end up 16-0 if they just listened to my predictions


Browns 40, Seahawks 17

Highlights provide a lifetime of porn for Nathan Zegura.

Seahawks 34, Browns 24


Browns can't hang with a rested Seahawks team.

Seahawks 34, Browns 24

Browns show more fight than Monday night but come up short, resulting in utter panic in Cleveland.










Browns 11, Seahawks -7

He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.









Browns 24, Seahawks 21

Browns get a big bounce-back win before the bye week .

Monday, October 7, 2019

What CST thinks about Browns-49ers Week 5

Cleveland Browns at San Francisco 49ers
October 7, 2019



Browns 35, 49ers 24

The Browns have hopefully unlocked their offensive potential with some new sets, and so are able to pull off a tough win on the road with a daunting path forward the next few games.

49ers 34, Browns 31


Kyle Shanahan prepares a fantastic PowerPoint presentation at halftime that rallies the troops for a last-second win. Browns brass is yet again left in awe of his PPT wizardry.

Browns 27, 49ers 21

Cleveland gets a road win in another showcase game for an offense that's hopefully found its footing. Tonight isn't a must-win, but a short week leading to a match-up against the rested Seahawks makes this game pretty daggone crucial.
 
Browns 31, 49ers 17

The offense finally shows what it is capable of as Beckham shines again under the Monday night lights.


Browns 30, 49ers 28

The Browns on MNF was once one of the purest joys in life. But MNF has somehow devolved into an average episode of Laverne & Shirley. Sure, I’m going to watch and even smile when Lenny & Squiggy drop in but deep down I know I’m just passing time, wishing for the magic of Happy Days.

49ers 31, Browns 27


Browns do stuff. But not enough stuff.

Browns 34, 49ers 24

Browns' offense continues to find its identity and the Midnight Rider couldn't be more proud.











Browns 50, 49ers 3

I'm actually not drunk. Maybe a bit.











Browns 24, 49ers 21

Our D is better than the three teams the 49ers have played so far. O is starting to pick it up and will score more than the 18 ppg SF gave up to bad teams this year.