Jimmy won't be taking losing sitting down for long. |
Jimmy won't be taking losing sitting down for long. |
Cleveland Browns vs Buffalo Bills
September 23, 2012
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Last week Brandon and Trent give us some reason to hope. Let's see if they do the same thing at home. | |
The dreaded 0-3 start is unavoidable with CJ Spiller running wild on the Cleveland defense. Another bad September dooms the Browns. |
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Browns 21
Bills 13 |
The game against Cinci was about hope and the barest glimmer of a bright future. This week is about scuttling all that "moral victory" nonsense and putting a checkmark on the left side of the W-L column. | |
SamVox
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Heading into Thursday night's game, the refrain will be: We could have just as easily been 3-0. |
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Kevin
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Browns 24
Bills 17 | Every time the Browns seem to have turned the corner, there's that steep cliff awaiting a hellaciously painful and fiery crash. Nonetheless, I'll bite. |
Ryan
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There is hope in Cleveland. |
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Sean
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Bills 20 Browns 17 |
With an actual offensive presence following a defensive showing, I almost feel optimistic. But I ain't chasing no waterfalls; I'm stickin' to the rivers and lakes that I'm used to (holla at ya Left Eye). |
Deadspin reported that Kevin Akin, who served as head linesman Sunday at Cleveland Browns Stadium for the debacle which was Brandon Weeden's Debut and the never-anticipated "race to 5 interceptions" between the Eagles and Browns, also was the referee for a game Tuesday played at a bit higher level.
Editor's Note: The piece below was written by SamVox in March 2002, a direct response to Ani DiFranco's controversial 9/11 poem, "Self Evident"
ani,
i heard the train.
well i think i did.
but we looked at death
and we underbid.
we spit at death,
just days before.
at meth heads
made from teenage whores.
at train-wrecks
mused from troubadours.
so now the towers shall dispel
our previous definition of hell.
the devil's dust will remind
some hours we can't rewind,
some cowards can still run blind,
through our big backyard...
Odds are, this did not turn out well. |
Growing Pains...and I'm sure as hell not referring to the 1980's sitcom with that pop star's father and the homophobe teen heartthrob. Growing pains are going to be abundant with your 2012 Cleveland Browns--if it wasn't clear earlier, it smacked us all in the face on Sunday. Not many Browns fans would have thought the team would be within a point of the Eagles in today's opener, but I doubt there are many who are looking at today's 17-16 loss with rose-colored goggles. Instead it's another orange and brown punch in the stomach.
1. Yes, Brandon Weeden was terrible. But let's at least take a deep breath and remember this is his very first game--and I don't care how old he is. Naturally Fox was trying to stir up a QB controversy by the middle of the third quarter, and at least one Cleveland sports reporter tweet that the fans were crying for Colt McCoy. I wasn't at the game, so maybe some fans at the stadium were, but at the packed bar I was at, the fans were feeling pain with every Weeden mistake but I didn't hear any serious calls for McCoy. Just the normal Browns cynicism. And calls for more Dortmunder Gold.
2. Weeden could not make an accurate deep throw if his life depended on it Sunday, but at least the arm strength that Browns fans have been pining for was definitely there. And on more than a few quick slants, Weeden showed great accuracy. It's early, the nerves just maybe never settled down for Brandon down the field. And that led to a couple very ugly interceptions. The first interception was an absolute bullet that hit Greg Little on the numbers for what could have been a touchdown, but CLANG--a pick.
3. And I don't think Weeden ever looked confused or skittish on the field--and that says a lot to me, after watching Happy Feet for a couple years.
4. If LJ Fort had made that interception in the end zone, we'd all be talking about how the Browns won and the offense just needs to get it together
5. The offensive line stinks. At least in the running game. Trent Richardson had no room to run all day long, with a couple rare exceptions, one where he removed Kurt Coleman from his helmet and possibly a few fillings on an explosive collision. But the pass protection wasn't half bad. Weeden only got hit a few times, and it wasn't the hits that made his day so painful.
6. The Browns defense was the epitome of bend-but-don't break. Thank goodness that Mike Vick was almost as bad as Brandon Weeden Sunday, because that and a few big Browns defensive plays kept this game close. But the first half featured quite a few Eagles third down conversions, including a 15 yard Vick scramble on 3rd and 15. That generally won't end well. The Browns' D fought back and harassed and beat up Vick all day, forcing him into four of his own interceptions. I guarantee that Vick won't be feeling good on Monday.
7. When Joe Haden intercepted Vick and ran it back 50 yards to the Eagles 22, the Browns needed an offensive touchdown like nobody's business. They made it down to the 4 yard line but had to settle for yet another Phil Dawson FG. Uggh. It was almost forgotten one play later when D'Qwell Jackson ran back another Vick INT for a touchdown, but that utter inability for Weeden to move the offense really takes the wind out of the sails.
8. Pat Shurmur needs a few days with an image consultant and a mirror. I do not want my head coach looking shell-shocked and confused every time the cameras go to him.
Art Modell died early this morning in Baltimore.
This will elicit a wide range of emotions across the sports universe, but most particularly in the city that brought him his wealth and power, Cleveland, Ohio. There will likely never be a bigger villain in the city of Cleveland than Arthur Modell, despite how hard some will try. Unfortunately, some fans will react with unseemly satisfaction, or even glee, at the man's passing, from the anonymous screens of Twitter to--I'm sure--the beer fueled courage in the Muni Lot this Sunday. God knows there was no shortage of fans wishing for Modell's suffering and much, much worse indignities to be done to the man.
I'm just hoping that Cleveland fans react with the class that Art Modell didn't when he ripped the Browns from the city in 1995, and with it, a part of the heart of Browns fans worldwide. I have to say, although there was undoubtedly rage throughout the sports universe when the Browns announced their move, even at the time for me it was more bewilderment and heartache. And I reacted in part by shutting down. I didn't go to the last game at the Stadium, where 80,000 Tim Taylors decided to dust off their tools and dismantle the Dawg Pound. I didn't play fantasy football the next year. Or the next. Or the next. I didn't make a point to sit down and watch football all day every Sunday. Because I was too heartbroken. It really wasn't until 1999 that I dove full into football again. (Although, of course, the Buckeyes kept me busy.)
Sure, I disliked Art Modell and everything he stood for, for his greedy, selfish move in Cleveland. But in the spirit of fairness, I need to share something that I learned only a few months before the Browns announcement, that made it impossible to "hate" Mr. Modell. My mother suffered from breast cancer for many years in the early-to-mid-90s. Near the end of her illness, she was in the Hospice of the Western Reserve on it's beautiful campus on Lake Erie. On one of my many visits there during the summer of 1995, the nurse was showing off the beautiful chapel that was completed at the hospice house. Although there was no plaque or anything noting the face, the nurse said that it was all paid for by Art Modell, and he wanted no publicity or credit for it. And she said that's not the first thing he did for that hospice. In fact, he and his wife started it. So when I hear all the obituaries mentioning his philanthropic works, I know that's not just PR spin. The names "Lerner" and "Lewis" and "Wolstein" may appear on buildings throughout Cleveland, but "Modell" never did, even when he was in the city's good graces.
Six weeks after my mother died, Art Modell announced he was moving the Browns.
Being charitable doesn't erase Modell's negative deeds, and certainly won't erase the enmity from Cleveland. But for this Browns fan, the emotions are far more complex than that.
I'll always hate the Ravens, and hate the devious actions that Mr. Arthur Modell did to the City of Cleveland. But this is a complex man. An accomplished man who contributed much to the behemoth which is the NFL. And in respect for what he did that was good, and for his family, I'll just say Rest in Peace.
And Go Browns.
Feel that tension |
Editor's Note: The following piece was a failed contest submission to join Grantland's staff as a Fantasy Football writer. Please note that SamVox considers FF to be the most irritating and inane part of American sports culture, and this column marks his first and last stab at the topic. Grantland's huge loss, of course, is our modest (and off-color) gain.