Sunday, September 9, 2012

What we think will happen against the Eagles (Week 1)

Philadelphia Eagles at Cleveland Browns

September 9, 2012


Eagles 24
Browns 14
It's gonna take a lot more than a couple games for an offense with a rookie QB and RB to show consistency. But still it will be miles better than last year. Passes of more than 6 yards in the air! That's progress!

Eagles 23
Browns 10
Browns don't make a complete hash of it, but lose anyway.

Eagles 28
Browns 17
If there's one thing I've learned in making Browns predictions on CST, it's to NEVER pick them to win the first game no matter if they're playing the Green Bay Packers or the St. Ignatius Wildcats. Whether it's the defense forgetting to line up or someone taking their helmet off too soon, the Brownies will find a way to lose.

As Bob proclaimed in La Bamba, "It's guaranteed!"

Eagles 37
Browns 6
All good anyway--the Muni Lot is absolutely loaded with smoking hot chicks.

Eagles 31
Browns 23
Hope is alive.

Browns 24
Eagles 9

Our optimistic man in the muni lot says the Browns defense will bend, but not break

Eagles 30
Browns 13
Hope is not alive.