Haiku Wednesday

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Does anyone know

the name of a good pro ref?

Grand on the over, please.

D. Stern lynches ref;

But a secret suspension

for ol' Twenty-Three.

Barry Bonds' huge head;

C-C's huge ass. Steroids or

strawberry cheesecake?

The Tigers still suck;

White Sox do too. Why is the

Tribe not in first place?

Is it better that

the Eastern Conference sucks or

that the A.L. rules?

About five years back;

Bill Selby served Vox up a

negative buck ten.

What word has many

more syllables than Selby?

Immortality.

Cooperstown is where

Bill Selby would be if he

just juiced up some more.

Marco Scutaro?
NY Times says the new Bill?
U R no Selby.