Cleveland Browns at New York Jets
December 22, 2013
 | Browns 27 Jets 23 | Because when draft position is at stake is when the Browns pull off a victory. |
 | Jets 20 Browns 14 | Read this during the week on twitter, courtesy of Tom Withers from the AP. "#Browns are second NFL team with at least 10 10-plus loss seasons in 11-year span. They join the #Buccaneers." Why do I even bother.... |
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Jets 27
Browns 24 | If the Browns have a meaningless win in them, this will be the week to do it. However, expect them to stay the course with the end of the season mercifully in sight. |
 | Jets 20 Browns 16 | The smell of hospitals in winter and the feeling that it's all a lot of oysters, but no pearls...Adam Duritz ain't got nothing on Cleveland! Because what could be more tedious and depressing than any activity associated with the Browns in these annually-long Decembers? |
 | Jets 36 Browns 17 | It's the annual win-to-learn-how-win vs. lose-for-a-higher-draft-pick" debate. Either way, does it really matter? If they don't screw up the draft, one of our key players will be bit by a rattlesnake while hiking with friends just outside of Vegas and need his leg amputated. Literally snake-bitten–get it? I'll be at the Improv next week. |
 | Browns 24 Jets 17 | The defense finally holds onto a 4th quarter lead. |
 | Jets 26 Browns 3 | Rex Ryan is sexy. |