Sunday, December 22, 2013

What we think the Browns will do against the Jets today (Week 16)

altCleveland Browns at New York Jets

December 22, 2013

Browns 27
Jets 23

Because when draft position is at stake is when the Browns pull off a victory.


Jets 20
Browns 14

Read this during the week on twitter, courtesy of Tom Withers from the AP. "#Browns are second NFL team with at least 10 10-plus loss seasons in 11-year span. They join the #Buccaneers."
Why do I even bother....


Jets 27
Browns 24

If the Browns have a meaningless win in them, this will be the week to do it.  However, expect them to stay the course with the end of the season mercifully in sight.

Jets 20
Browns 16

The smell of hospitals in winter and the feeling that it's all a lot of oysters, but no pearls...Adam Duritz ain't got nothing on Cleveland! Because what could be more tedious and depressing than any activity associated with the Browns in these annually-long Decembers?

Jets 36
Browns 17

It's the annual win-to-learn-how-win vs. lose-for-a-higher-draft-pick" debate. Either way, does it really matter? If they don't screw up the draft, one of our key players will be bit by a rattlesnake while hiking with friends just outside of Vegas and need his leg amputated. Literally snake-bitten–get it? I'll be at the Improv next week.


Browns 24

Jets 17

The defense finally holds onto a 4th quarter lead.


Jets 26
Browns 3

Rex Ryan is sexy.