Because when draft position is at stake is when the Browns pull off a victory.
If the Browns have a meaningless win in them, this will be the week to do it. However, expect them to stay the course with the end of the season mercifully in sight.
The smell of hospitals in winter and the feeling that it's all a lot of oysters, but no pearls...Adam Duritz ain't got nothing on Cleveland! Because what could be more tedious and depressing than any activity associated with the Browns in these annually-long Decembers?
It's the annual win-to-learn-how-win vs. lose-for-a-higher-draft-pick" debate. Either way, does it really matter? If they don't screw up the draft, one of our key players will be bit by a rattlesnake while hiking with friends just outside of Vegas and need his leg amputated. Literally snake-bitten–get it? I'll be at the Improv next week.
The defense finally holds onto a 4th quarter lead.
Rex Ryan is sexy.