1- pitch counts
2- 1-batter relievers
3- hitters standing at home plate admiring their home runs
4- chicks that crave attention from as many guys as possible
5- my left hand
6- the phrase "at the end of the day"
7- the NBA's non-traveling calls
8- Vader's inferiority complex around the Emperor
9- nothing about Entourage
10- the DH
11- Kyle Farnsworth
12- reality TV
13- Taco Bell
14- the fact that Jennifer Love Hewitt hasn't gotten naked in a movie
15- how effing short life is
16- self-absorbed people
17- how the warden treated Andy (revenge is sweet)
18- these poker players on TV who have played for 5 years & think they're geniuses
19- traffic
20- Marbury
21- Paris Hilton's face
22- that Conan will probably sell out on his raunchy jokes when he moves to 11:30
23- loose change
24- Jim "Boy band on the side" Dolan
25- humidity
26- Tabitha
27- Christie's tires (kidding!)
28- 7 a.m.
29- my lack of propinquity to the Jake
30- Long Island's skank epidemic
31- that i can't throw as hard as I could when I was 16
32- that everyone's out to "get theirs"
33- people who talk trash on pogo.com
34- rolling rock
35- that I'm in dead last in fantasy baseball