Cleveland Browns vs. Kansas City Chiefs (Week 14)
December 9, 2012
 | Browns 27 Chiefs 6 | Sometimes crazy ex-girlfriends win the battle. I'm thinking the Chiefs will wake up with their pet bunny in the crock-pot. |
 | Browns 24 Chiefs 14 | Browns win an uneventful game, meaning they keep their helmets on and actually win the game. |
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Chiefs 13 | Expecting the Browns to win has been an exceedingly rare happenstance these past 14 years or so. Today's tilt against the Chiefs is a game the Browns should win, and rather handily. |
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Chiefs 20 | Thursday night, I dreamed KC routed us and I made out with Mary Kay Cabot in the press box at halftime. Half the dream comes true today. |
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Chiefs 14 | If the Browns don't win today, then the progress made in the last two weeks is wasted. You have to beat teams that you're supposed to beat, especially at home. |
 | Browns 24 Chiefs 14 | Playoffs next year. |
 | Chiefs Browns | No pick this week |