The Sports Guy gives LeBron a virtual handjob. Wouldn't you normally do that after the date? I mean, he hasn't even said he likes you!
But let's hope one part rings true:
Again, there is no better teammate. And after watching this point get hammered home for three hours, it suddenly seemed far-fetched that LeBron James would willingly walk away from his guys -- and his fans, and his city, and his legacy in Cleveland -- just to play for someone else.