Browns at Washington
October 2, 2016
Browns 27, Washington 13
To paraphrase "Major League", "this team ain't so f*cking bad." I'm not sure if the Browns are going to win a game or two this year, but if they do, it might as well be this one.
I've been out of town, so I'm not plugged into the pulse of local sports talk radio. All I know is Gordon is out, and the Browns barely have a chance to win this week.
The Browns are a miserable pile of bad luck and trouble, but they're also due to give their fanbase a glimmer of hope beyond moral victories. As talent deficient as this roster is, they're playing hard under Coach Jackson, and this is the week they finally break through with a win.
Hoping for one week without a DUI, someone going to rehab, or another injury.
On the game's final snap, a two-point conversion attempt for the win, Coach Jay Gruden calls for the unstoppable Omaha Right 42 Trumped-Up-Trickle Down. I can't tell you too much about the play, but it involves Kirk Cousins ramming the ball down America's throat. Everyone wins but Cleveland.
Washington 23, Browns 14
I love that someone on the Browns has confidence (Pryor), but I don't think that translates to 13 wins, including in today's contest.
Washington 28, Browns 12
I have to admit, the Browns have shown more fight this year than I expected, They're just a really, really bad team.