Tuesday, November 6, 2012

What we think will happen today in the Election! (Special Edition!)

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November 6, 2012

Every week the tortured fans here at Cleveland Sports Torture make ill advised picks of the Browns, Buckeyes, Cavaliers, or Indians. But today I thought I'd do something different. Like make ill-informed predictions for the election. What's that, you say? I guess you probably have missed the election advertising for the past million few months. I guess, then, you might think our predictions mean something!  Note, this is a PREDICTION, not necessarily a PREFERENCE. But judge for yourself.

(Yes, I know that it's after 9PM on Election night, but I assure you this was written on Monday night. The other writers at CST are still in line to vote.)

Electoral Vote:
Obama: 290, 51.1%
Romney: 248, 48.9%

Obama 51.7%
Romney 48.3%

Brown: 54.3%
Mandel: 45.7%

The Republican party has tried to blame Barack Obama for everything (a) that they left for him and that (b) they wouldn't let him fix since their Day One goal of getting him out of office. Surprisingly enough, their Ever Incompetent Extreme Ideological Obstructionist (E-I-E-I-O) policy didn't work, despite the way too slow road back from recession and partisanship shown by the President.

In other news, should Josh Mandel win this election, I fully expect to see him running for Prez come 2020.