Ok--in honor of my one-time-favorite and still-readable-if-I-just-had-the-time columnist Gregg Easterbrook, let's start weekly Haikus to celebrate the current sports scene.
(By the way, here's TMQ's NFL Preview, all-haiku style. For the Browns it reads:
Quarterbacks many,
Playoff appearances few.
Old-new Cleveland Browns.
Forecast finish: 9-7)
Ok, I'll start 'em off:
Forty-three to zip;
You call this college football?
How 'bout a real foe?
Lots of prime time games,
Cleveland can show off to all;
Or else smell like Brown.
Pittsburgh opener
last year, me: "2 and 14"
Better start this year?