Friday, October 5, 2012

Epic Facebook conversation between NFL Quarterbacks; Brandon Weeden is on Google+ though

Big ups to the guys at ProFootballMock.com. No sign of Brandon Weeden or Colt McCoy anywhere...






Follow this link for the whole epic conversation.

Wednesday, October 3, 2012

'Cleveland '95' doc ready to bring smiles to all**


That's me, second from the left. With the mustache.
Cleveland sports fans absolutely love when national media outlets document their pain. Nay, they crave it.

When a Cleveland team makes the playoffs, you can always count on the network broadcasting the game to air a "misery montage" of the city's litany of crushing sports defeats. Cleveland fans utterly adore being reminded of the numerous times when their still-beating hearts were torn from their chests, Mola Ram style.

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Save us Jimmy, you're our only hope


Jimmy won't be taking losing sitting down for long.
Are you watching this, Jimmy Haslam? Do you taste the bitter gruel that Browns fans have been choking down for what seems like forever?

Sunday's loss against Buffalo was classic New Browns: Take a decent amount of momentum from the week before and have that small bit of impetus come to a crashing halt during a winnable game at home. Owner-to-be Haslam is new to Browns football but the fans have seen this horrorshow in a continuing loop for 14 years.

Sunday, September 23, 2012

What we think will happen against the Bills (Week 3)



alt Cleveland Browns vs Buffalo Bills

September 23, 2012




Brian  




Browns 23
Bills 17



Last week Brandon and Trent give us some reason to hope. Let's see if they do the same thing at home.


Tom 



Bills 27
Browns 24


The dreaded 0-3 start is unavoidable with CJ Spiller running wild on the Cleveland defense. Another bad September dooms the Browns. 


Doug 




Browns 21
Bills 13

The game against Cinci was about hope and the barest glimmer of a bright future. This week is about scuttling all that "moral victory" nonsense and putting a checkmark on the left side of the W-L column.


SamVox



Bills 24
Browns 23 


Heading into Thursday night's game, the refrain will be: We could have just as easily been 3-0.


Kevin



 Browns 24
Bills 17


Every time the Browns seem to have turned the corner, there's that steep cliff awaiting a hellaciously painful and fiery crash. Nonetheless, I'll bite. 


Ryan 



Browns 27
Bills 20




There is hope in Cleveland.


Sean 



Bills 20
Browns 17


With an actual offensive presence following a defensive showing, I almost feel optimistic. But I ain't chasing no waterfalls; I'm stickin' to the rivers and lakes that I'm used to (holla at ya Left Eye).

Top Ten Cleveland Sports Quotes

10. "Hey kids, do drugs."
Scot Pollard couldn't have been any more irrelevant as the 12th man on the 2006-07 Cavs. Until a courtside camera caught him in street clothes at the end of the bench one night, and Pollard issued his own unique public service announcement for all young fans watching.

9. "I can only go by what I see."
This became the local media's trademark phrase when mocking Bill Belichick during his tumultuous tenure in Cleveland. Honorable mentions, of course, for "I'm not a doctor" and "diminishing skills." Ironically, as Belichick emerged as one of the great coaches in NFL history, he became amazingly unquotable.

8. "As of right now, I'm a Heat."
How painfully and plainly brilliant restricted free agent John "Hot Rod" Williams was, after signing an offer sheet with Miami worth $26 mil over seven years in 1990. No televised special or masturbation euphenism was necessary. And if you liked quick first steps and baseline jumpers, you were relieved when the Cavs matched the offer and kept Hot Rod's talents in Cleveland.