Reports say Browns are up 1-0 already (must be the orange pants)

Our very own Ryan has braved the foul stench and has fought his way deep into enemy territory. Word is, Mike and Ryan, who can normally be found in Section A of the Muni Lot early Sunday mornings, have already staked Cleveland to an early 1-0 lead over Pittsburgh. In cornhole, at least.

If you see them, share your Colt 45 with 'em. And if they get attacked by virulent Steelers fans--don't post it to Youtube.