Sunday, December 8, 2019

What CST thinks about Browns-Bengals Week 14

Cincinnati Bengals at Cleveland Browns
December 8, 2019

Browns 20, Browns 13

Two flaming dumpsters meet in the middle of a dark alley.

Bengals 24, Browns 14

Browns misunderstand that it's the Cavs that have to lose to keep their top 10 draft pick.
Browns 27, Bengals 13

I'd call this a make-good game, but does it really matter at this point?

Browns 22, Bengals 3

Don't give up. Don't ever give up.


Bengals 21, Browns 17

Browns still alive for fourth place in the division, and that all starts today!


Browns 50, Bengals -7

My most conservative prediction of the year.


Sunday, December 1, 2019

What CST thinks about Browns-Steelers Week 13

Cleveland Browns at Pittsburgh Steelers 
December 1, 2019

Browns 23, Steelers 16

Still nervous as hell that the Browns really Browns this up against a clearly inferior Pittsburgh team. But the Browns are injured, suspended, and "coach's decision'ed" to hell right now, but I think the talent gap still matters. Can they score over 21 points again? I'll repeat something from weeks ago--hopefully they don't go "00" or "10" this week, or I may break another TV.

Browns 17, Steelers 10.

Browns get through Pittsburgh. They get the win but leave bruised and battered at the hands of the Steelers.

Browns 19, Steelers 13

Browns win an ugly one. There has to be some time where this franchise exceeds expectations, so why not now?
Browns 24, Steelers 10

Duck hunting season has begun.

Stillers 23, Browns 18

This franchise, and our city, are known for shitting the bed. What better spot to pinch a loaf than in Pittspuke?

Browns 23, Steelers 17

I think I'm udefeated in Browns picks this year, and I'm gonna go with my heart instead of my head this time.

Browns 28, Steelers 23

Hopefully the Browns don't make another 3rd string QB look like Joe Montana.

Browns 24, Steelers 0

I'm scared because the Browns should be favored by a ton.

Browns 21, Steelers 7

Repeat of the first game, minus the stupidity at the end.