Q: (interrupts) OK, I'll bite. Let's play the rapid-fire WHY game. Why Pat Shurmur?
A: Because of Mike Holmgren's ego, nepotism and a shared agent.
Q: Why Mike Fratello?
A: Because his predecessor's teams lacked fire.
Q: Why Tito Francona?
A: Because this is a TribeTown and Terry sells it! OK, the rings helped.