Sunday, December 12, 2010

Vox Lox (week 14)

I am Matthew McConaughey-hot right now. And winning streaks, curiously enough, are often like losing streaks. All you can do is get out of the way and let the Gambling Gods do their thing. Submitting to a higher power, the Vox releases yet another winning slate:

Browns (+1) over Bills, 3 dimes
Chargers (-7) over Chiefs, 2 dimes
Jets (-5.5) over Miami, 1 dime
Saints (-9) over Rams, 1 dime
Cowboys (+3.5) over Eagles, 1 dime

Last week: 3-1 (+5 dimes)
Season: 25-26-3 (+1 dime)

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Who is the Vox?
SamVox is not a professional handicapper, but a premier one. He has been gambling his entire adult life and has experienced every sickening turn and nasty twist of fate that occurs during a football season. What distinguishes the Vox is his amazing intuition, astoundingly long memory, attention to detail and preparation, aversion to propaganda and access to the industry's sharpest bettors. He is a two time Pick'Em champion and went 49-33-5 against the spread with his Vox Lox over two seasons. His critically-dismissed Vox in the Box column also appears here at Cleveland Sports Torture.