Saturday, October 4, 2008

Vox Pix (5)

Good bye week to you, my friends. It could've been an Iggy Pop-perfect day for the Vox but the Rams couldn't hold a double digit lead in their dome. Worse yet, they couldn't cover given 8.5 points after holding a double digit lead in their dome. They say the great card players never remember the hands they won, but can recall, in great detail, the circumstances of their worst losses. Last sunday, after the Bills fed me a shitburger and fries, I forgot all about the Vox of Van Nuys clinching their first championship, and the Vox of Las Vegas improving to 3-1 and tying the mark for their best start ever, and the double-you posted by our beloved Browns. I even forgot that I got laid saturday night. Just kidding, I did not got laid. But I did have an interesting encounter with Abbey Brooks at the 'hub.

Still chalk up yet another winning week for the Vox, as the Titans and Chargers delivered. We are killing the Crookie slowly but surely. So how are you spending your book's money? The Vox has two kids in daycare, so he is paying bills. Maybe you bought a Milwaukee Sawzall or a deluxe ironing board for the Mrs.? Ignore me, I suffer from the no-sleep high. Don't make your picks on the no-sleep high. Relax, I decided on these games yesterday.

Denver (-3) over Tampa Bay
Jags (-4) over Pittspuke


Last week: 2-1
Season: 6-2-1


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Who is the Vox?

SamVox is not a professional handicapper, but a premier one. He has been gambling his entire adult life and has experienced every sickening turn and nasty twist of fate that occurs during a football season. What distinguishes the Vox is his amazing intuition, astoundingly long memory, attention to detail and preparation, aversion to propaganda and access to the industry's sharpest bettors. He is a two time Pick'Em champion and went 20-12-2 against the spread with his Vox Pix in 2007. His critically-dismissed Vox in the Box column also appears here at clevelandsportstorture.blogspot.com.