Saturday, October 18, 2008

Good morning handicappers, and welcome to bounce-back weekend '08. Miss losing streak has found me, fucked me and wears my love mockingly, "like a see through dress." The Vox has been completely exposed, and is undeserving of his premier mantra. I have given all our profits back to The Crookie, as

Missouri (+4.5) over Texas
If you want to play the money line on this one, you have my blessing. I actually like the Tigers outright, a prime-time road warrior underdog tonight against the top-ranked, inflated Longhorns. Chase, coming home to his native Texas in Missoura black.

49ers (+5) over Philadelphia
God bless San Francisco. I quote Andrew Dice Clay: "You can smoke a baloney pony, but not a fuckin' Marlboro?"

SamVox (+105) Going to His 15-Year High School Reunion over SamVox Not Going to his 15-Year High School Reunion

Last week: 0-1-1
Season: 6-3-2